I was reminded of my preordained fortune of the hereafter when a friend of mine mentioned that my fifteen-year school reunion was coming up. Granted the reunion is not for a couple of years, I was surprised by its proximity and was left thinking… “what the fuck, really?” Has the winds of change crept up on me? Was I asleep at the check-out lane when they were handing-out years? Fifteen-years…really? Well alright I guess so, but I’ll let you know I’m not happy about it, not one bit.
Who was the one that said, “Age gracefully?” What the hell was he/she thinking? I look in the mirror and see an island starting to form and I get worried. Those of you that know me, know what I’m talking about and those of you that don’t, I’m talking about what use to be my silky blackish locks. You say, “What locks” and I say, “You got that right partner.” Did not Samson lose all his powers?
Doctors say stress causes it and I’ll tell you they are right, because every time I’m working on a paper I stress out. The follow morning when I look in that mirror, I swear that island grew some prime real-estate.
But hey who’s complaining I got my health right…wrong mothereffer. You would think, “His chiseled physique and boyish flexibility, he’s got to be in tip-top shape, no doubt about it.” Well your wrong…I’m weak… like a piece of papyrus from 2653 B.C.E... If you sit on my lap, do my legs not crumble?
No... it’s not really like that. Well the island is true and I do have to take old man pills for my acid-reflux, (thanks a lot mom) no more spicy salsa for me. Its ok, I got plenty of spiciness running through my veins, anyway, at least that’s what Renee says.
Also I do have a weak back, I wish I could say it was an old football injury, but I never really played football, being a band geek and all that stuff. (now for the side bar)
I’ll tell you what, band camp rules, while you jocks were staring at each others johnson, I was learning the subtle arts of wooing the ladies in the band hall, by the way I might have made out with your girlfriends back in high school. No not really…well maybe two or three of your girlfriends. That’s the old me…Mr. Dashing…Mr. Debonair…Mr. Clueless, because we were all “it” when we were young.
The new me, is an aging historian wannabe with prime real-estate to sell right off the top of his head, literally, and I’m happy with that. My friends are all great, how may people are able to say that all their friends are truly fantastic. And Renee…well she’s wonderful in everyway. For those of you wondering who the heck is Renee, it’s my special friend's middle name and I don’t want my soon to be life partner's name thrown into the black hole that is the web, some things must remain private. Oh no... for those of you that know us, now know her middle name, um… keep it like a secret, don’t tell her I told you, it’s ok no one reads my blog anyway.
I guess that is all the rambling I will be doing today.
Talk to you soon
-M
LISTENING TO:
The Beta Band
MOVIE REVIEW:
The Departed.
Great story line, I wish that little guy would come up with his own ideas. I think the last good thing he did, that he could probably call his own, was Taxi Driver. Anyway go watch the film if you have not already seen Infernal Affair and if have seen the Asian version go see the little guys version his is also good.
A = Great story and Film
F- = when are you going to do something that’s yours again little man and not like Gangs
of New York. The only thing that saved that movie was Daniel Day-Lewis.
P.S. I also have a bum knee.