trekked the world searching for vitalizing leaves, but never returned from his journeys leaving his city unprotected.For the many more moons that followed, the village suffered famine and constant war with the Irrevocable Crimson Union. The I. C. U. as they would later be called captured Antundia and made it their capital city, calling it
to remind everyone that no one could escape the I.C.U.’s Evil Vice.
The Antundians were made to mine the green moss
that grew on the sidewalk and construct protective chambers to expand the new capital,
Old Antundians never lost hope, for on one particular cold afternoon, when the morning dew had turned to ice and work had been doubled, an oracle predicted that Dacius would return from his journey to the Tree of No Return
and rid the village of hardships it had endured for so many moons.
Moon, after moon, after moon,
after moon passed and Dacius the Serious had not returned.
Antundians were starting to lose hope until word reached them from Dacius the Serious’ birth village Reveland,
that none should worry, for in the land of tiny stone, a warrior would rise.
For my lovely Renee.
-M











While Jonah was gone, the Poopy Three picked on poor defenseless Valentine 







Well Jonah will always be Jonah.




